Smoshing around

This blog will mostly be me talking about weird shit. It probably will not make much sense, especially if I have smoked many pots.
Sun Jul 12

From encyclopedia dramatica

Steps in Geek Courtship and Marriage

  1. Basement-dweller meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fangirl in #buffy IRC channel
  2. Basement-dweller is awestruck by Fangirl’s eloquent and heart-wrenching fanfiction
  3. He sends her anonymous virtual roses from the LiveJournal gift shop
  4. Fangirl gushes effusively to her friends list about her exciting virtual flowers, and wonders, at length and visibly, who they are from
  5. Basement-dweller finally drops a subtle hint in his own LiveJournal
  6. They take it to MSN and he asks for pictures plz and she sends pictures infected with internet disease
  7. They announce they are in love to their respective friends lists
  8. An online wedding is planned. The fact that he is a 13-year-old boy and she is an 80 year old Chinese man in panties seems entirely irrelevant.
  9. mmmmmmmmmmm http://mismarriage.ytmnd.com/